My full name given at birth is Alexis Santina Marie Johnson. Alexis, my mother always told me, was the name of a mean sexy villain lady on a soap opera. Santina was my Italian mother's mother's middle name. Marie is my ambiguously caucasian father's mother's middle name. Johnson is my last name, given to me by my cunning, gentle grandfather, Al. We both studied ecology in college.

My handle for things is alexissantina.